User talk:Renamed user efB5zCgPvkrQ7C

The Chess Players

Darn it - you beat me to it. That was the next one on my list :) Raul654 (talk) 06:06, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Happy Renamed user efB5zCgPvkrQ7C's Day!

User:Renamed user efB5zCgPvkrQ7C has been identified as an Awesome Wikipedian, and therefore, I've officially declared today as Renamed user efB5zCgPvkrQ7C's day! For being such a beautiful person and great Wikipedian, enjoy being the Star of the day, dear Renamed user efB5zCgPvkrQ7C! Peace, Rlevse ~ A record of your Day will always be kept here.

For a userbox you can add to your userbox page, see User:Rlevse/Today/Happy Me Day! and my own userpage for a sample of how to use it. — Rlevse • Talk • 01:06, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Thank you Rlevse! Now, I have never had a message from an arb and an ex-arb on my talk page at the same time, most especially in a period of semi-retirement... and I find it all very suspicious! –Outriggr § 06:08, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

The plot tickens. Ceoil (talk) 06:58, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Can't find anything for Ceoil, but got one for you! SandyGeorgia (Talk) 16:50, 26 April 2009 (UTC) (PS, my son just walked by and said, "Can you please turn off that song? That's just bad music! Sorry :) SandyGeorgia (Talk) 16:51, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Hi Sandy. (Shame about your son!) Outriggr (talk) 02:46, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'll be darn: nice song! And Ceoil has me competing with a guy (Dodds) for his attention; he'd best watch out now that Outriggr's back !! SandyGeorgia (Talk) 03:01, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Re: tune - Scarey. Something is afoot with the arbs, I guess they know. Outriggr, you best run to Giano for protection, although likely only God can help you now. That said, Rlevse seems like a good guy, I'm sure he'll be gentle. Ceoil (talk) 17:46, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Run to Giano? Call me Outriggrio. It has been my perception that people who accent the second syllable of their username garner more political clout. [/unrelated] Ceoil, recently it came to me that many of your problems would be solved if you did a name move to User:Cecil. Outriggr (talk) 02:23, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Boy oh boy Outriggr day - no wonder it was nearly 100 degrees in New York City on April 26, now I get it....Modernist (talk) 21:42, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

A small reward and/or punishment, depending on the path you took from Mother Africa. I decreed on Outriggr Day that all following days would be Outriggr Days, and that any further "day awards" by Rlevse would be null and void. In such an egomaniacal environment, I could see returning to Wikipedia, my people. Outriggr (talk) 02:23, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Are plebs like us still allowed to talk to him? ;) Kafka Liz (talk) 23:12, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

No. [said Ceoil eom]

If you've ever seen that movie 300... well, I am a generous god. I can make you rich beyond all measure. I will make you warlord of all Wikipedia. Unlike the cruel ArbCom, who demands that you stand, I require only that you kneel.

JayHenry will be first (then Kafka Liz, then the Fat Man Who Never Came Back [if the Fat Man cannot kneel, other gestures are acceptable—but I have it on good word that he can]). To begin, JayHenry will turn over the JayHenry day award to me. I will then bestow all articles beginning F (to fit a pet interest) and all of Essay: space. A signature will suffice. Outriggr (talk) 02:23, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

So let it be written; so let it be done, my liege. I will email you my routing number and checking account number so you can bestow the aforementioned riches of Croesus upon me. --JayHenry (talk) 03:29, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

I hereby surrender the following:

JayHenryOutriggr has been identified as an Awesome Wikipedian, and therefore, I've officially declared today as Outriggr's day! For your excellent common sense and content contributions, enjoy being the Star of the day, Outriggr! Cheers, bibliomaniac15 00:48, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

If you'd like to show off your awesomeness, you can use this userbox.

Have another !! (November 2)

User:Outriggr User:SandyGeorgia has been identified as an Awesome Wikipedian, and therefore, I've officially declared today as Renamed user efB5zCgPvkrQ7C's day! For being such a beautiful person and great Wikipedian, enjoy being the Star of the day, dear Renamed user efB5zCgPvkrQ7C! Peace, Rlevse ~ A record of your Day will always be kept here.

For a userbox you can add to your userbox page, see User:EVula/Userboxes/Happy Me Day! and my own userpage for a sample of how to use it. — Rlevse • Talk • 00:12, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Most excellent. SandyGeorgia, the lands in your domain are already vast. It is a simple matter that you will "report" to Outriggr in future, rather than Raul. (Performance appraisals will now be 360 degrees. Few deities understand the value of human resources.) JayHenry, you have complete domain over F, and are Wikipedia's resident expert on F. Scott Fitzgerald. (I hope the unconverted did not have their minds in the gutter when I selected F for you.) No policy shall be an encumbrance upon your will to shape these articles as you see fit. If you run into any trouble, repeat my name thrice, and try to use the full force of my authority on your own. I don't like micro-managing. Outriggr (talk) 03:31, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

As the first order of business, I'd like to delete Francis Bacon (painter) and Fragment of a Crucifixion. I have determined these articles are unencyclopedic, because the country of origin is unimportant. --JayHenry (talk) 03:39, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Not only is the country of origin unimportant, but this "artist" mocks Godhood. Your request is granted unless User:Ceoil, who coincidentally is quite involved in both of these articles, converts within 48 hours. And when I have an administrator. Outriggr (talk) 03:45, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh, is Ceoil involved in those articles? An interesting coincidence, as I was also going to request deletion of Fall Out Boy, which I believe is Ceoil's favorite band of all time. --JayHenry (talk) 03:48, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

These are relatively small matters. Of note, Finance and Fraud are in your portfolio. You are hereby entrusted with the kingdom's wealth as Investment Advisor. Each morning you will invest all of our funds in either FAS or FAZ options. 2 and 20 for you, you know the deal--plus the bathing suit walk videos. Outriggr (talk) 04:00, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Speaking of investment options, I have decided to invest Ceoil's life savings in FRE and FNM. --JayHenry (talk) 04:16, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Does 360 degrees mean I have to do the bathing suit walk? SandyGeorgia (Talk) 03:36, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Yes, and post the .ogg of it to commons. --JayHenry (talk) 03:39, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

As requested, 360 degreees; sorry, no OGG. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 04:12, 27 April 2009 (UTC)