User:Ikanreed: Difference between revisions
Erm, I know who you are, there's only one editor I'm in a dispute with, at all, or have been for months. |
I love you with all my heart, my beautiful man-baby. <3 |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
Nothing useful was on my userpage. blanked. |
Nothing useful was on my userpage. blanked. |
||
''Except for this:'' |
|||
More than one person looks at you with disgust, you small, petty man. You wave that little stick around and declare yourself king. Shout it from atop that mountain of edits you've piled up under you. Soon you will be at about junk-level with Jimbo Wales, so you can participate in the "Wikipedia Auto-Fellatio Project". Enjoy the flavour of his baby batter, because we all know that's what a true wikipedo wants. It's why they continue on the petty mission of splitting as many hairs as possible, to make it look like they're doing something constructive. All so they can taste the sweet, sweet nectar that is his man-goo. |
|||
Your mom told me last night that she's really proud of you though. She comes on here every night and looks at all this good work you're doing. She puts a screencap'd print of your major wikipedo achievements on her fridge, and updates it every other week. (I've heard she even gives out gold stars once in a while!) All of these achievements, on wikipedia. Each and every last one of your many, many achievements on a website. She doesn't talk about your IRL achievements though :( |
|||
Love with many hearts, rainbows and kisses, |
|||
Anon <3 |
|||
Revision as of 20:35, 15 June 2011
Nothing useful was on my userpage. blanked.
Except for this:
More than one person looks at you with disgust, you small, petty man. You wave that little stick around and declare yourself king. Shout it from atop that mountain of edits you've piled up under you. Soon you will be at about junk-level with Jimbo Wales, so you can participate in the "Wikipedia Auto-Fellatio Project". Enjoy the flavour of his baby batter, because we all know that's what a true wikipedo wants. It's why they continue on the petty mission of splitting as many hairs as possible, to make it look like they're doing something constructive. All so they can taste the sweet, sweet nectar that is his man-goo.
Your mom told me last night that she's really proud of you though. She comes on here every night and looks at all this good work you're doing. She puts a screencap'd print of your major wikipedo achievements on her fridge, and updates it every other week. (I've heard she even gives out gold stars once in a while!) All of these achievements, on wikipedia. Each and every last one of your many, many achievements on a website. She doesn't talk about your IRL achievements though :(
Love with many hearts, rainbows and kisses,
Anon <3