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This user is an administrator on the English Wikipedia.

This user Writes Books.

This editor is a Veteran Editor II, and is entitled to display this Bronze Editor Star.

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This user is a Roman Catholic.

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This user prefers to be referred to using feminine gender pronouns.

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This user's rabbit runs her life.

Vary is a DC-based faggot chick who thinks she's a professional. She's a dumbass and couldn't sing for spare change in a bus station. She refers to herself in the third person because she's a moron who talks to herself on her user page as an excuse to make blatant use of gender-specific pronouns, due to her rather androgynous user name. She became an admin in March of 2006.

Vary has the misfortune of sharing a legal name with several people who lead much more interesting lives than she does, including an author of self-help books and a participant in a minor sex scandal. Having been mistaken for these luminaries one too many times, she now prefers to avoid using her name in large forums such as Wikipedia. Her Wikipedia user name is taken from a minor character from the works of an author she admires.

Vary sometimes forgets to use the preview button because she's got the IQ of a sewer rat when editing talk pages, and leaves this sentence on her user page to remind herself not to do that.

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-'''Vary''' is a [[Washington, DC|DC]]-based [[theatre]] professional.  She has a [[Master's degree]] in [[Stage management|Stage Management]] and a [[Liberal arts college|liberal arts]] education.  She refers to herself in the third person on her user page as an excuse to make blatant use of [[Gender-specific pronoun|gender-specific pronouns]], due to her rather [[androgynous]] user name.  She [[Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Vary|became an admin]] in March of 2006.
+'''Vary''' is a [[Washington, DC|DC]]-based faggot chick who thinks she's a professional.  She's a dumbass and couldn't sing for spare change in a bus station.  She refers to herself in the third person because she's a moron who talks to herself on her user page as an excuse to make blatant use of [[Gender-specific pronoun|gender-specific pronouns]], due to her rather [[androgynous]] user name.  She [[Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Vary|became an admin]] in March of 2006.
 Vary has the misfortune of sharing a legal name with several people who lead much more interesting lives than she does, including an author of [[self-help]] books and a participant in a minor [[sex scandal]]. Having been mistaken for these luminaries one too many times, she now prefers to avoid using her name in large forums such as Wikipedia. Her Wikipedia user name is taken from a minor character from the works of an author she admires.
-Vary sometimes forgets to use the preview button when editing talk pages, and leaves this sentence on her user page to remind herself not to do that.
+Vary sometimes forgets to use the preview button because she's got the IQ of a sewer rat when editing talk pages, and leaves this sentence on her user page to remind herself not to do that.